June 21, 2013
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That awkward moment when…
This morning, I got up, grumbled about random aches and pains (physical and psychological) and hauled my sorry ass to work.
I got to the office approximately 15 minutes early, so I went directly to the food court to pick up a little bit o’ brekkie. As I got closer to the food counter, I heard the customer in front of me say, “At least it’s Friday.” And I thought to myself, it’s Thursday. Oh…she must be taking tomorrow off, so it’s her Friday.”
After I ordered and paid, the cashier handed me my change and said, “Have a good weekend.” My auto-response mechanism said, “Thanks, you too.” But I was thinking, “They’re closed tomorrow? No…they can’t be.”
I walked to the pick-up counter and waited for my breakfast. When the girl making my sandwich passed it to me, she said, “Thank you, and have a good weekend.” Now, I was thoroughly confused. Is it really Friday? It’s not Friday. Is it?
You know when you’re having one of those really vivid dreaming and you’re absolutely convinced that what’s happening can’t be real, but it feels so real? Yeah…I was having something similar but I was completely awake.
Source: http://euge.ca/2013/06/16/nightmare/So I took my sandwich and walked to the elevator bank. In the elevator, two women were talking to one another and since I don’t eavesdrop, I don’t know what they were talking about. But one phrase caught my ear… “Well, at least it’s Friday.”
At this point, I couldn’t take it anymore. It can’t be that so many people are thinking that today is Friday if it’s really Thursday.
So I pulled out my phone.
I pressed the power button.
And what did the home screen say?
Source: http://messick.edublogs.org/files/2013/03/keep-calm-its-friday-43-2dnlq4a.pngYeah…I’m slowly going insane. Please, someone make the voices stop.
Source: http://blogimages.thescore.com/mlb/files/2012/08/happy-friday-hand2.jpgI know…I’ll just put on some Joshua Bell music and be done with it.
