April 18, 2012

• Expediting

  You want to know when you're doing it wrong?  Here...let me enlighten you.

  Emailing me your request.  GOOD Leaving a follow-up voicemail. OK Coming to my office to follow-up in person. BAD Doing all of the above within a 20-min span. FAIL Try flirting with me. DISASTEROUS FAIL

  source:  http://www.etsy.com/listing/88141621/rush-stamp-for-your-urgent-matters-c1950

  I promise you, if you show up at my desk, there is absolutely NO WAY I'm going to move your file today. 

  Sure, the fact that the guy who did this is a pompous ass who thinks he's all that did make me less inclined to work on his file.  But that's not the point.  I was not deliberately ignoring his email.  I was busy putting out a fire for my SVP. 

  Your crisis is lower on the totem pole, dipshit.
  Now GTFO of my office.
  I have real work to do.

  • 3:55 pm
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