August 31, 2011

• Cookie perspective

  It's all about how you look at it.  Just think of Willy Wonka's square candies that look round (from Charlie & the Chocolate Factory).  Perspective.

  Friend:  I thought you just said that your shirt is telling you that you looked better 5 lbs ago.

  Me:  Yes.  Your point?  I already said, "Damn you, Guess Jeans" for making this shirt.

  Friend:  Then why are you eating those cookies.

  Me:  Why can't I have a cookie?

  Friend:  It's not the "a" cookie that's a problem.  It's the cookie"s".  You've had like 6 of them.

  Me:  But they're lemon!

  Friend:  Yeah, so?

  Me:  Lemon is a fruit.  That's healthy!

  Friend:  *rolls eyes*  Oh, and it offsets the butter in those cookies?

  Me:  Are you knocking dairy?

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  Yeah...I have a way of justifying things.  It's part of my charm.  However, for the record, I did stop eating them.  Seriously though...it's not like they're huge.  They're these little tiny things!!

  source:  Langue de Chat

   

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